

About Us
The Flightless Bird Society was founded by Professor Trudge in 1662. As the last surviving Dodo, he sought out fellowship with other bird-brains who shared his love of adventure, art, storytelling (contrary to common understanding of Dodos, Trudge is a very smart, well-educated bird) and his ties to the ground. Over the years, a secret society formed with each new flightless fowl bringing fresh excitement to the club. Some birds host fanciful dinner parties while others plan elaborate schemes of—shall we say—dubious legality.
As a club we travel the world (by boat, train, horse, or foot), track down ancient treasure maps, plan museum heists, stow away on pirate ships, and much more! We have so many exciting stories to tell! However, our fearful leader Professor Trudge is a nervous bird, and he politely requests we keep our adventures TOP SECRET. Thus, only share our stories, art, and adventures with other flightless birds. You can become an official Flightless Bird Society Member here!
So you feel confident in the leadership of the club before joining, learn more about our bird board members below.



















Head of Art Creation and Having Opposable Thumbs
Species: Human
Flight Status: Tragically grounded
Notes: Originally from Paradise Valley, AZ.
Studied Illustration at ArtCenter College of Design.
Location often unknown since joining the Flightless Bird Society. (Last spotted in Brooklyn, NY.)

We in the FBS may not have the power of flight, but the art will always be perfectly wonderful… unless our human is hungry or needs a nap. Then the art is pretty mediocre.
Fishsticks, along with the whole Bird Board, does all he can to ensure Amelia is creating her best work.

